A funny thing happened on the way to the pool

Well, it really happened IN the pool, not on the way. But I thought I would play on the renowned (or at least semi-well-known) stage play from yesteryear. Anyways, during Connor's most recent swim lesson, the teacher passed around this large toy shaped like a duck. Supposedly each kid is supposed to kiss this duck as it gets passed along. But, sure enough, when it came to be Connor's turn, he chose to open his mouth as if to eat the duck. He's such a nut!